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Hi!

Let me preface my story by saying that I am a third generation Cheveret owner. My son who is five has told me when he gets big, he too wants to be a Cheveret man. I have a small problem though.

Personally I love your commercials and will stop dead in my tracks to watch one when it comes on the TV. My problem is with the music in your ad. I have a rather old dog (named Chevey of course) who, whenever that "like the rock" music comes on, goes into violent spasms.

At first we thought it was cute and the kids would say "look! Chevey is dancing in his sleep" but I have recently become concerned for his health. He has now begun voiding his bowels during his spasms.

Needless to say, my wife is a bit upset. We have gone through 5 carpets and are afraid to turn on the TV or radio anymore.

Is there any way you could change the pitch or tempo of your song? He is an old dog so it would not have to be permanent. For Chevey's sake? (The dog, not you.) I would be most grateful for any help you could give us.

Keep up the excellent work on the vehicles. You guys rock! (Get it, like the rock, you rock...HA!)

A Cheveret nut till the end,
I. Clewlis

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