CALL 911
© Maggi Norris 2001
OK, everyone is gone. The house is nice and quiet. I WAS thirsty.I went to the kitchen to make a glass of lemonade.
There on the wall above the window is a BIG white scorpion!!!
I crunched it.... with the potato masher.
It fell.... right into the curtains.
I screamed and jumped back.
I pulled down the sash and peeked inside.
Nothing.
OMG where is it?
OK, the curtains are halfway hanging and I am NOT looking any further.
Somebody call the paramedics. I am going to die of thirstivation because I am NOT going back in that kitchen alone!
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