Literature

Guide to Unpublished CHILDREN'S BOOKS
These books should only be read by children over 21.

That's right kiddies, step right up and find out all about this incredible collection of unpublished books. Why weren't they published you ask? You tell me!

• You Are Different and That's Bad
• Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games
• Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Household Pets
• The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
• Babar Meets the Taxidermist
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
• The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
• How to Change the Color of Your Dog or Your Sister's Hair
• The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• How to Dodge Traffic
• You Were an Accident
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• The Little Sissy Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
• Firecrackers and Kittens, Interactive Technology
• All Dogs Go to Hell
• The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
• Where Daddy Really Hides the Bologna
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
• When Dogs Get Stuck Together
• Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Become Friends
• Bi-Curious George
• Cujo Loves You
• Little Joey Finds the Car Keys
• How to Start the Lawnmower
• Why Things go Bump in the Night - A Picture Book
• Fire is Your Friend
• When Mommy Says NO (and Ways to Get Around It)
• The Big Book of Household Cleaners


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