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Know someone that needs to smile or could use a good laugh? Need to tell someone to get lost and can't figure out a nice way to say it? Want to say I love you without ACTUALLY having to say it? Nem5 eCards for those special occasions when saying *go jump in a creek* just ain't good enough.

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Humor eGreetings  
Funny dog in Mexican hat - Keep de tacos, I'll take de chihuahua.
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Momma and baby lizard - Because I said so!  That's why!
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Mice and pigs humorous card - You want to see a pig run? OK... Shhhhhh... Watch this!
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Rooster and duck - Don't be a goose!
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Talking cow - Moo! Tell me the udder truth... If cows built computers, don't ya think they'd have cow chips in 'em?
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Smart-mouthed cow - What are you looking at?
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calf hiding in grass - You THINK you're gonna catch ME?
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The cat that thinks it's a lion - Nem5 Romantic Greeting Card Baby chick & broken egg shell. - Uhoh! I think I'm in trouble now!
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Dreamy cat - Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Gourmet menu: Chicken Fried Poodle!
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Smart-mouthed duck - Waddle my ass!
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Smart- mouthed donkey - Don't be a bloomin' jackass!
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Cute little dog - FOR SALE: Man-eating lion! Pre-shrunk. Will Sell Cheap!
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